Lily named her little brother

Kyle: Lily, what is your little brother's name going to be?

Lily: Uncle Paul.

Kyle: That's right, he's from Nepal, but what should his name be?

Lily: Tow truck.

I'm thinking it may have something to do with the fact that she loves Ca*rs characters lately (she's wearing "Lightening Mr. Queen" jammies as we speak).

Grandy thinks it will be a good name for a lineman. "That masterful block by Tow Truck Harrell opened up a hole for Canady to score, and now the Niners lead the Cowboys 49- 0."

It's 3:00 - do you know where your child is?

Your next child, I mean.

Could he or she be in Nepal?

If you don't already have children of both genders

are between the ages of 30-55

and are either a single woman or have been married for at least 4 years

then Nepal may be the program for you.

Nepal is a beautiful country with a rich heritage

and extreme poverty.

If you think God may be whispering in your ear

about a child from Nepal,

send me an email and I'll give you the name of 2 agencies

who have current openings for their Nepal programs.

You don't have to have a spare room

$25,000 in the bank

or a book on Nepal.

"God is not impressed by our ability,

nor is He hindered by our disability.

He is simply seeking our availability."